[ RX ]
PSYCHIC PHARMACY / SATIRE DIV.
0mg • NON-MEDICAL
PATIENT:
Modern Existential Dread Sufferer
DIAGNOSIS (RAW TRANSCRIPT):
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PRESCRIPTION (CYBER-KOAN):
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DOSAGE & DIRECTIONS:
⚠️ WARNING: NOT A DRUG.
For entertainment & anti-BS use only. Side effects may include extreme clarity, increased social currency, and a sudden disdain for small talk. Consult your local bartender, not a doctor.
DATE: FEB 22, 2026
ID: #RX-6729
PHARMACIST: AI GHOSTWRITER
(UNLICENSED)
[ RX ]*Ramblex
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